ESRP Chapter One

N2- Hmm. Leaving where?

N1- Junder's house?

R- We dont take kindly to Khajiits round these parts. Especially in our friends' homes.

=returns from his little ingrediant gathering and see's several nords surrounding a kahjiit=

oh yay more trouble in this town

"Well, it looks like you're not complete idiots. Despite the fact I have now taken both of your coin purses."

I hadn't, I just needed them to look down so I could attack, cause a distraction and run. I was no warrior, I wasn't going to fight fairly with a group of people who were quite angry with me.

=One of the imperials looked down, the rest kept eyes on the Khajiit=

N1- You think we're stupid, cat? You know what we do to people who call us stupid?

"No, but I know what I do to stupid people."

I paused, unsheathing my claws and taking aim.

"I take advantage."

I slash my hand upwards, catching the imperial across the face before I turn and run for... anywhere, really.

=One of the nords went to yell for the other as the second Imperial and the Redguard helped their friend, who's eye was now very much gone=

N1- Sve-

=The second nord didnt even need to hear the word finished. He vanished from sight. When he reappeared, the Khajiit ran right into him. He looked down at her, arms crossed=

N2- Leaving so soon?

"Going to miss me?"

I barely finish the question before I aim a kick to his groin, putting a fair amount of force into my boot.

=With seemingly legendary reaction time, he spun to the side of the kick and grabbed the Khajiit around the neck. He squeezed with the strength of a Nord, which was no petty thing=

N2- Now now, kitty. Aren't you going to apologize for hurting my friend?

"I didn't plan on it."

I drew one of my daggers, bringing it down through the wrist behind the hand on my throat.

=The nord stared at the dagger for a moment, not loosening his grip at all. He grasped the hilt with his other hand and yanked it out before inspecting it briefly. He then looked back at the Khajiit and spoke in a somewhat menacing, but mostly mocking voice=

N2- Can we not be civil? All I ask is an apology.

"What in Oblivion are you?!"

= I frantically claw at the Nords arm, ripping the gash from my dagger into lOng bloody strips=

=He dissapears for only a fraction of a second. When he reappears, he is behind the Khajiit. He smacks her just short of bone-breakingly hard over the head. His tone remains mocking. He seems to pay his wounds no heed=

N2- You should really be more careful next time, kitty.

=wonders if he should help but decides to stay out of it for now=

"What are you?!"

It was obvious he wasn't a normal man, any normal person would be in agony. So I did the only thing I could.

"Help! Somebody, Please! Help!"

=The nord simply crossed his arms and smirked. An instant later, he was gone without a trace...=


=By now, the rest of the group had summoned the guards to help them with their friend. He was taken away to the barracks to see the medic. The other two guards, along with the other nord and the Redguard, went over to the Khajiit=

G1- Hey you, Cat! You've commited a crime against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?

"Im with the guild, how's a few septims for you and your friends in exchange for a few 'misplaced' reports?"

=The Nordic guard had clearly taken offense to the offer=

G1- I don't take kindly to bribery, Thief! Now you will come with me or I will make you!

"There's no need for violence, I'm sure we can talk about-"

I cut off as I turn and sprint away. Having outrun guards across Skyrim, I was confident.

=The guard and his partner both drew their bows and took aim for the Khajiit=

G2- Stop Thief!

=They both fired. One arrow was surely going to be a bullseye to the thief's head, but somehow it ended up hitting her in the back instead. One guard continued trying to incapacitate or kill the thief, the other drew his sword and gave chase=

=see's the kahjit run so he moved out of her way before moving back into the trail he was on=

The arrow barely got through the thick leather, allowing me to round the corner where I began to scramble over the outer walls.

=As soon as I reached the top, I vaulted off of the other side, landing with a forward roll before running into the trees, removing the arrow as I do.=

=Just inside the treeline, a voice came from the darkness=

Remember little kitty... I'm watching you.

I spin around and hiss, drawing my daggers again.

"Show yourself!"